Riddle Me Funny
How do trees get on the Internet?
Answer: They log in.
Romans 6:23 states that the wages of sin is death, but this free, unearned thing from God is eternal life in Christ Jesus. starts with letter "G"
What is a gift?
1 Peter 5:7 – "Casting all your anxieties on him, because he [blank] for you."
What is cares?
It will burn you if it is_____
HOT
What is an astronaut’s favorite control on the computer keyboard?
The space bar.
According to Romans 10:9, salvation requires you to do these two actions: believe in your heart that God raised Jesus from the dead, and do this with your mouth. starts with letter "C"
What is confess?
Matthew 7:13 – "Enter by the narrow gate. For the gate is wide and the way is [blank] that leads to destruction..."
What is easy?
Another name for a police
COP
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
Ephesians 2:8 makes it clear that we are saved strictly by this, through faith, meaning it is completely unearned and impossible to boast about.
What is grace?
Galatians 6:9 – "And let us not grow weary of doing good, for in due season we will reap, if we do not [blank]."
What is give up? (or "lose heart")
Another name for a pig
HOG
Have you heard about the Disney virus?
It makes everything on your computer go Goofy.
In Acts 16, when the panicked jailer asks Paul and Silas, "What must I do to be saved?", this is the immediate, direct action they tell him to take.
What is "Believe in the Lord Jesus"?
Proverbs 4:23 – "Keep your [blank] with all vigilance, for from it flow the springs of life."
Answer: What is heart?
Your occupation is also known as your_____
JOB
Why did the computer go to a doctor?
It thought it had a terminal illness
Titus 3:5 emphasizes that God saved us not because of righteous things we had done, but solely because of this compassionate characteristic of His.
What is His mercy?
Psalm 46:10 – "[Blank], and know that I am God. I will be exalted among the nations..."
What is Be still?
We use this to wipe up spills on the floor
MOP