What is the correct answer to the following messages:
"This is your Uber Eats delivery driver, the following message is related to your order."
"awww who's a hungry kitty? :3"
"is it youu are you the hungry pet?"
"aww look at you
meeeee:3
First one to say "ding" wins
Ding
True or false:
The geneva conventions go for every country
Nuh uh
Are you going to win?
Yes = lose
No = win
(This is the fantasy category, but it sure as hell aint ur fantasy)
How long was the hundred years war
120 years
What is happening in the following image: 
Flashlight save
Who looks more baked? He or his mustache 
Both equally
Is bathwater a type of tea
Yes
What is a DnD cantrip that uses ice and is accessable at level 1 already
Throb
What is a group of flamingos called
Flamboyance
What sentence does the following image represent: 
Well that settles it
What is the ingridient that makes pancakes fluffy
Baking powder
Is the canoe an authorized killing method under the international law of armed conflict or a warcrime?
Warcrime, but the navy seals use it anyway
What ingridient is missing from buttermilk:
A: Butter
B: Milk
C: Cholesterol
D: Minerals
Butter
What is the only organization that has gotten the nobel price for peace three times in total
Red cross
What do we know about the following submarine: 
Its submersive and breedable
How do you cook a sausage
Boiling it.
If umu says "microwaving it" the question counts as answered, but umu gets negative points.
How many warcrimes are being committed in this image?
Too many
What is this:
Wyrm
Reykjavik
"Woaaaah *licks fingers and ice cream"
"What do I owe you?"
Finish the response
Nothing, its for free
If Umu chooses this question, they lose 500 points for having an unsharp knife. ANyone else gains 500 points
In the snurch you can snarpen your snife
Finish the sentence:
"Human life is expensive, ammunition is cheap - "
"Give him another round"
What weights more, a kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of iron?
Iron. Have you ever managed to gather a kilogram of feathers you silly goose?
What came first? The chicken or the egg
The egg