Dad Jokes
What goes up, but never comes down?
Age
How many months have 28 days?
All of them
2x²+4x
4x+4
In what month do Americans go trick-or-treating?
October
True or false? Birds evolved from dinosaurs.
True
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk. But when you look back, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
(x³+3)⁵
15x²(x³+3)⁴
Who invented the lightbulb?
Thomas Edison
What dinosaur themed book was turned into a blockbuster movie in 1993?
Jurassic Park
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
tan(x)
sec²(x)
Maine borders which U.S. state?
New Hampshire
True of false? Tyrannosaurus rex was the biggest dinosaur ever.
False
Where do you take a sick boat?
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
A ton
(x+3)/(x²-4)
(3x2-6x-4)/(x2-4)2
Whose picture is on the five-dollar bill?
President Abe Lincoln
Was Diplodocus a carnivore or herbivore?
Herbivore
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
I love to dance, and twist. I shake my tail as I sail away. When I fly wingless into the sky. What am I?
A kite
(x²+5)/(x³-7)(x+3)
(-6x5+24x4+20x3+17x2-42x-35)/(x4+3x2-7x-21)2
Which one of these is a mammal: a seahorse, a sea lion, or a sea urchin?
Sea Lion
What weighed more, a fully grown Spinosaurus or Deinonychus?
Spinosaurus