"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."
Donald Trump, Twitter, 10/14/12
Joe Biden
Older (11/20/42)
The town Mark was born in.
Kadillac Hospital in Richland,WA
The car Mark currently drives.
Lexus RX350
Mark's term of endearment for fat shaming others
Fatty
"It's disturbing! His wife is his ex-babysitter!" (on Joe Biden)
Mark Humphreys, September 24th 2022 at 6:07PM
Michael Jordan
Older (2/17/63)
Mark has this many siblings.
4 (3 brothers, one sister)
The tool Mark used to remove a dent from his sister's Toyota Celica
A toilet plunger
Mark's favorite restaurant when passing through Olympia
El Sarape
"That fascist Trudeau finally shut down the boarders"
Mark Humphreys, February 13th 2022 at 4:01PM
Conan O'Brien
Older (4/18/63)
Mark's favorite quote is from this movie:
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
National Lampoon's Animal House
Francine bought Mark this car for a previous birthday
Mazda RX7 (R1 Package)
Mark's favorite dessert pie: Banana Cream, Peanut Butter Chocolate, or Cherry Cheesecake
Mark says...?
"I don't trust them anymore. I don't trust the FBI, the CIA, I used to but now I don't!"
Mark Humphreys, January 11th, 2023 at approximately 9PM
David Spade
Younger (7/22/64)
This is the name of Mark's first company: Custom Design Sound and Security, Digital Cinema Design, or Onscreen Entertainment
Custom Design Sound and Security
Mark's favorite car he's owned from this list: Ford Mustang, Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG, or Mazda RX7
Mark says...?
Mark's childhood sandwich consists of this type of bread with ham, pickles, Swiss cheese, and mustard sandwiched in between.
Rye Bread
“My motto is: Always get even. When somebody screws you, screw them back in spades.”
Donald Trump, Think Big: Make It Happen in Business and Life
Brad Pitt
Younger (December 18, 1963)
The name of the town Mark moved to in Texas with his family during high school.
Beaumont, Texas
The car Mark is expecting in 2024.
Rivian R1s
This pizza chain had the Hot Stuff, a large pizza with pepperoni, beef, Italian sausage, jalapenos, and onions that Mark ate in its entirety while in college.
Godfather's Pizza