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What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
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George Washington could carve 7 turkeys in 14 minutes. How many turkeys could he carve in 1 hour?
30 turkeys
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The PLACE and VALUE of the 5 in 125,487.063
Thousands 5,000
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What fraction of the glasses has orange juice? What is that fraction in simplest form?
9/12 = 3/4
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What is the volume of this rectangular prism, if each square face is 1 x 1 inches?
60 cubic inches
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What is 6% in decimal form?
0.06
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What key has legs and can't open a door?
a turkey!
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the area of a rectangle is:
length= 74 inches
width= 3 inches.
221 square inches (or inches squared)
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3.67 x 9
33.03
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Mr. Davis bought 50 pounds of pizza dough and used it equally over 7 days. How much pizza dough did he use each day?
7 1/7
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Jamie has $4.00. If each slice of pizza at the Pizza Shack costs $1.25 and Jamie buys two slices, how much money will she have left?
Bonus: What percent of her money does she have left?
$1.50
62.5%
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What is 4 3/4 as a percent?
475%
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Why did they let the turkey join the band?
because he had his own drumsticks
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order from least to greatest: 5.010 ; 5.100; 5.001
5.001; 5.010; 5.100
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Three friends equally share 1/3 of a pizza. How much from the whole pizza does each friend get?
1/9 of the pizza
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Solve 3/12 รท 2 and write your answer in simplest form.
1/8
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What are the coordinates of the point C? 
(6,3)
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The length of a shoe is 25 centimeters. How long is the shoe in meters?
1/2 meter OR 0.25 meter
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What do you call a running turkey?
fast food!
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write in standard form (5 x 1000) + (2 x 10) + (5 x 1) + (4 x 1/10) + (7 x 1/1000)
5025.407
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solve 5/4 * 6 and simplify the answer
7 1/2
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A business has 324 cases of soda. There are 48 cans in each case. How many cans of soda does the business have?
15,552 cans
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Write the following as a mixed number: 32/6
5 2/6
5 1/3
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What is the area of a rectangle with a width of 1/2 meter and a length of 2/3 meter?
2/6 meter OR 1/3 meter
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What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, Google!
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True or False:
You MUST line up your decimals when you multiply.
False
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What is 3/8 of 72
27
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A ribbon that is 6 meters in length is cut into 24 pieces that are all the same length. What will be the length of each piece, in centimeters?
(Note: 100 centimeters = 1 meter)
25 centimeters
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Mr. Garcia's class is harvesting the school garden. The rectangular garden is twenty-five feet by fifteen feet. What is the area of the garden?
375 sq feet
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Write the ratio in three ways:
Jayden has 5 yellow marbles, 3 green marbles, and 10 clear marbles. What is the ratio of clear marbles to total marbles? Write the ratio in simplest form.
5 to 9 5:9 5/9