Games
Newfound sport that mom loves, despite hand-eye coordination problems.
Pickleball
Mom and Jack won this contest on the beach for a turtle.
Sand-sculpting contest
What is moms name for a vacum?
Vroom Vroom
What was mom always eating at home while the kids were at school?
Bon-Bons
Everyone's least favorite board game (excpet mom). Involves colors, shapes, and low IQ.
Quirkle
Mom loves to travel. She also apparently loved wiping with one hand and eating with the other. Where did she study abroad?
India
Moms nickname in high school and college. Involved a sport and five minutes of fame.
Paige Cooney the Runner
Ring Ring. Who is it? None other than Jack's furious preschool teacher. You need to come pick him up. Why?
All of the lights are off. It's late into the night (probably 7pm). There is an evil creature on the loose in the house, chasing the kids around. What was her name?
Wicked Witch
Everyone loves a good laugh. Unfortuanately, a hard laugh might lead to permanent damage. She laughed too hard at Mohank with Dad. What happened?
Hit her head on beer bottle
Mom's favorite way to warm up. This liquid courage gets her going!
Fireball
Bedtime stories were always a staple for Mom and Katie. They also included stretching sometimes. What did we call this?
Mr. Flexible
We played this game before bed with bruno. It would always tire us out and put us right to bed! Involved another animal besides a dog.
Monkey Races
Beer is great. It's tasty and gets you drunk. What more could a girl ask for? The only downside to this delicious bread water is what else it attracts. They're slimy
Beer slugs
When you gotta go you gotta go. But when you're in the door and gotta go, sometimes you don't make it. Where does mom pee her pants most often?
Call in the kids for dinner! But don't waste your voice because they're in the other room. Instead, do this.
Everyone hide under a blanket and try your best not to make a sound. Someone will tell a story and you better not laugh! If you do, you lose.
Teehee
Everyone's least favorite type of party. No music, no dancing. Only organization and footwear.
Sock parties
Instead of cursing, mom has different sayings. Her most popular included a rodent of some type. What was that saying?
OH RAT FARTS!!
A fairy man who goes around steeling our stuff. No one has seen him, but he exists. That's who has our missing items.
Mr. Mischief