What did Mom sell door-to-door in her wagon?
All of her Grandpas books
What does Mom call Jack, Elle, and Genevieve?
POOCHIEPATCHIPEACHYS!
Mae Mae Lay Lay Kay Kay Say Say
Genevieve Los Vagas
what does Mom say when she drops something?
"Oops see doodie"
What was the name of Mom's first album?
"I crack myself up"
What was the name of Mom's first cat?
Cocoaies
What was Mom's boyfriend? And what was his Name?
A pole named Scott
What dress did Mom put on Elle that made her cry
A lady bug dress
What does mom call something she doesn't know the name of?
"Chingadera"
What did Abuela call Mom
Tongo lay lay
How did Mom and Aunty Tracey accidentally get tasered?
Mom accidentally tased herself while taking the garbage out, and Aunty Tracey didn't want mom to be the only one.
What was Mom's twin sister's name?
Brittany
What does mom say when we are leaving somewhere?
Let's do it to it mountain doo
Who said "I love you" first
Dad
What song was Mom and Dad's first dance to at their wedding?
is this love
-Bob Marley
What was the name of Mom's first husband (bonus points)
Paul
"KNOCKKKKK ITT OFFF"
What does mom say when someone is driving to slow
Come on shelly
Mom had a warrant out for her arrest. Why?
Unpaid traffic violations.
How many times did mom go to prom?
What was the first instrument Mom played in school?
The Clarinet
What was Mom's least favourite map on Mario car and why
Rainbow road because she's scared of heights
Finish the following sentence...
"Ra Ra Ra".........
"Shishcoomba baby got a tude and HaHaHa"
How did Mom wreck the babysitter's job truck
She put diesel in it!
Who ended up being moms stalker
Her Boss!!!!