Mystery
A WITCH!!!
There it is, the Bridge of Death
It is the rabbit
The knights who say...Ni!
100

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

100

What do you do with witches?


BURN THEM

100

Do your best Bridge Keeper impression. Everyone must participate, the team that chose this question gets to choose the next question. Whoever does the best impression wins! Remind me to hit the space bar now because the answer is what your gonna say in his voice.

Here is what you'll say "Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side ye see."

100

What suggestion does Sir Robin make after they've run away from the rabbit?

How about we run away more?
100

What do the knights of Ni demand as a sacrifice?

A Shrubbery!

200

Your mother was a _____ and your father smelt of _____

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

200

How do the peasants think is a good way to tell whether someone is made of wood?

You build a bridge out of her!

200

What order do the knights answer the questions in?

Lancelot, Robin, Galahad, and then Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon from the castle of Camelot, King of the Britains, Defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England.

200
The rabbit of?

Caeorbannog

200

What word can the Knights Who Say Ni not hear?

it

300

Why did the knights of the round table not go to the castle at Camelot?

It's a silly place

300

So, logicaly… If she_______ then she's_________ and therefore? ________

weighs the same as a duck

made of wood

...A WITCH!!!

300

Which knight was the one who had to keep reminding Arthur to say 3 and not 5?

Galahad

300

Book of Armaments Chapter __ verses __-__

Chapter 2 verses 9-21

300

What is the name of the Shruber?

Roger

400

What is Sir Robin's official title?

Sir Robin the not quite so brave as Sir Lancelot


You get half points if you get the idea

400

Before the mob arrived, what was Sir Bedivere doing?

Tying a coconut to a swallow to see if it could carry it. It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.

400

Qutoe Sir Bedivere's every line in the Bridge of Death scene all the way from when Galahad says "There it is, the Bridge of Death" up until intermission

What's he doing here?

How do you know so much about swallows?

400

Who is the first night to be killed by the rabbit?

Sir Bors

400

After Arthur and Bedivere gave the Knights Who Say Ni a shrubbery, what 2 tasks were they asked to complete after they changed their name?

Bring them...another shrubbery and cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring

500

Sir Bedivere said that sheep's bladder could prevent what?

Earthquakes

500

What else floats in water? (Just do what the peasants say)

Bread, apples, very small rocks, cider, gravy, mud, churches, lead.

500

Does the bridgekeeper say, "Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three ere the other side ye see." or "Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three ere the other side ye see." ?

Both! He says "who would cross" to Sir Lancelot and "who approacheth" to Sir Robin

500

What is the name of the Enchanter?

Tim

500

The Knights Who Say Ni changed their name to what?

ecky ecky ecky ecky fatang zoompoing mumble mumble mumble
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