Mr. Zach - Younger years
Mr. Zach - HS
Mr. Zach - College+
Mr. Zach CE
Mr. Zach - Hobbies
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How old is Mr. Zach?
34 years old.
100
What was the only high school play Mr. Zach was ever in?
High School Musical, the Musical.
(He can still do the dance).
100
What subject will Mr. Zach's PhD in?
(He will definitely finish it someday)
Political Science / Constitutional Law
100
How many concussions has Mr. Zach had this school-year?
4 (that you know about!).
100
How many instruments can Mr. Zach carry a tune on (not play well).
15 if you count the cowbell!
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What was Mr. Zach's first Halloween costume?
A Valentine.
200
Why did Mr. Zach get booed when he won a tennis match against Jesuit?
He aced the Jesuit player with an underhanded-spin serve AKA the "grandma serve".
200
What video game did Mr. Zach play to pay for his undergraduate degree?
World of Warcraft (Top 25 US).
200
Why does Mr. Zach use Zickers as prizes?
He was not allowed to use food as prizes while student teaching in Beaverton.
200
Why does Mr. Zach call his partner his "OGF".
Official Girl Friend, opposed to his Kind-of Girlfriend, which she previously was.
300
When did Mr. Zach start playing tennis?
5
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What did Mr. Zach's father do to teach Mr. Zach the importance of hard work (or something), when Mr. Zach started mowing the lawn?
He bought a new, manual mower, and dulled the blades.
(Mr. Zach actually learned to "Work Smarter, Not Harder")
300
Mr. Zach beat a member of the US Olympic Team in which sport?
Ping pong / Table Tennis
(She was 12)
300
How many cow bells does Mr. Zach have?
4
Carla (MIA), Carlos, Carmen, Cassandra, and BESSY
300
How old is Mr. Zach's greyhound, Oji?
11
(But he doesn't look a day over 5!)
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Why does Mr. Zach know his zodiac sign?
Because it's the best, duh!
Largest planet (it's a star) and the best animal (lion).
400
What was Mr. Zach's punishment for hosting a exchange student without telling his parents?
He had to do the dishes and all the cooking until he went to college.
400
What psychology class project destroyed Mr. Zach's reputation in college?
He had to walk around campus in an embarrassing situation and passersby were interviewed as to why they didn't help him.
(2/100 people helped; his reputation never recovered)
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Why did Mr. Zach stop shaving twice a week when he started teaching?
He was tired of getting mistaken for a student.
400
At Rose City Comic-Con 2012, Mr. Zach won a qualifier for what tournament, after learning how to play the game 20 minutes beforehand?
The Pokemon TCG World Championships 2013
500
What made Mr. Zach cry during his little league tee-ball game (at the tender age of 4).
His coach cussed him out when the wind knocked over the ball and Mr. Zach picked up, gave it to the catcher, and was called out.
500
What successful issue did Mr. Zach identify when he ran the Student Body President's campaign.
*Hint* The campaign won a certain demographic in a landslide.
Urinal dividers.
500
The week before Mr. Zach's first overnight college visit at Pitzer College & Claremont McKenna, what had happened on campus?
A riot. Police were called, students were tear-gassed and beat with batons, it was a whole thing.
500
What does Mr. Zach say when a student asks if he likes/dislikes them?
"I love all my students, even you."