Family names
What is my mom’s middle name?Bonus: what is my moms middle name a combination of?
Margarite (idk how to spell it)
Bonus: both of her grandmothers names, Margaret and Rita
When he was 4, my grandpa made it into medical textbooks and was on constant watch because…
He broke his neck while jumping on the bed, becoming the youngest person to survive that type of break.
What is one thing my dad is known for COOKING, not baking?
Chiliiiii very good very good
Where did my parents go for their 15 year anniversary? Hint: last summer
Ireland
Aggressive gaslighting
What is my (our) aunts last name, or my moms maiden name?
It’s Joyce 😇, really cute if you ask me
How did my grandpa try to recreate Mary Poppins?
He jumped off the roof with an umbrella.
True
What year did my parents get married?
2009 😝
True or false: my mom almost cut contact with my grandma after she tried to punish me and Honora for crying (we were 1.5 and 3 btw)
True🥰
What is the aunt that y'all haven’t met named?
Her name is Holly and when she’s not yelling at you she’s really nice
what high surface did my grandpa sled off of as a child?
He sledded off of the roof. (WITH a neck brace mind you)
how many siblings does my father have?
One older brother 🙂
How did my parents meet?
E-Harmony, the dating app
My grandma did what to my mom when she accidentally swore?
She washed her mouth out with soap and made her eat some ✌🏻
what are my grandparents named? (Hint: it’s really cute)
Peter and Wendy 🥰
Why was recreating Mary Poppins bad for his love life?
My grandmas mom saw him doing it and called him an idiot😭
How old is my father?
48 I think
I true or false: BOTH of my aunts have gotten divorced at least once
What problem did my moms old boyfriend have?
Alcohol🫰🏻
What is my dads name?
Joseph🫰🏻, we love my boy Joseph around here
How did my grandpa almost get tetanus when he was 8?
He didn’t clean a wound he got from a rusty dump truck.
California, Oregon, Virginia, Tennessee, and New Jersey.
Tenesee, half credit if you said anything other than Virginia and Oregon because idk if he lived there or not.
True or false: my mom had to call the police on my grandma after she tried to burn the house down
False, she could never pull that off