Blorbo Shmlorbo
Things That Have Legitimately Happened (and aren't very unbelievable anyway)
An Entire Section Dedicated to Food, Because I Guess That's an Important Enough Category
THE BRITISH ARE COMING
Sequences of Words That Frequently and Repeatedly Escape My Mouth
100
The silly, spherical little British moron we all hate
Who is Wheatley?
100
Last year I was "stalked" by a fellow user on this website, causing a drama that would become part of the site's lore
What is uQuiz?
100
My favorite food! yayyyyyyy
What is sushi?
100
The British competition show I am obsessed with where various comedians must complete weird, menial tasks
What is Taskmaster?
100
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make...
life take. the lemons. back. GET MAD!"
200
A sweet but slightly clueless British computer nerd
Who is Maurice Moss?
200
When I was 8, I founded a club with my cousins called "____s Forever"
What are cats?
200
The food that I will order nearly every time I ever go to any fast food resaurant
What is a spicy chicken sandwich?
200
The other British show I'm obsessed with, where two nerds working in an IT department meet a woman for the first time
What is The IT Crowd?
200
"YOU NEED TO ___"
LEAVE
300
The sweet spectacled town doctor who loves airplanes and coffee
Who is Harvey from Stardew Valley?
300
When I was 7, I accidentally permanently damaged this body part
What is an ear?
300
A popular snack food which I am terribly afraid of for no logical reason
What are Cheetos?
300
The names of these joyous young men (and by "young" I mean as old as, if not older than, my parents)
Who are Richard Ayoade and Noel Fielding?
300
"two _____"
hammmmburrrgerrrrssss
400
A funkily-dressed, ginger-haired alien who smiles too widely and is far too energetic
Who is Ford Prefect?
400
When I was 5 or 6, I got this object stuck in my hair and decided to cut it out with my school scissors
What is a toy spatula?
400
One time I went to a fair and ate this deep-fried food for the first and only time, then proceeded to throw up at 2:00 in the morning
What are deep-fried oreos?
400
This guy isn't British.... he's actually Australian, has been on Taskmaster, and is able to sniff out children of divorce
Who is Sam Campbell?
400
"hey girl, been to Appalachia...
come to the mountains and I'll grab ya!"
500
A middle school favorite: this short, large-forehead-possessing loser can be found reading books, making sarcastic remarks, and being tormented by a grown man who hates teenagers
Who is Noah from Total Drama?
500
In first grade, I learned what mammals were in school and came up with this GROUNDBREAKING theory
What is the theory that men are "half mammals"?
500
A British candy I bought when I went to Canada so I could eat it in milk like my favorite fictional character did once
What are Smarties? (the BRITISH kind)
500
The name of the disgusting farting aliens from Doctor Who
What are the Slitheen?
500
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