An ideal place to play the recorder
What is in the darkness?
We had 14 of these at one point
What are gerbils?
Stirs up strife
What is a knife?
Provisional name for Callum, as suggested by me
What is Snowball?
If you have this, you don't need to pay for glasses, prescription drugs, or dental care
What is personal health insurance?
G. Lightfoot sang about the tragic deaths of 29 labourers in a light-hearted travel bop set on this Great Lake
What is Lake Superior?
Maxwell's favourite, perhaps aggressively so
What is corn on the cob?
Grammy's foot was obliterated by this luxury appliance
What is a hot tub?
Madelyn's phone generated this ideal Drag Queen Name (festive)
Who is Meryl Chernobyl?
Known as the funniest religion
What is Catholicism?
This socially aware 1990 album is not only a masterpiece, but also the best tape in the car
What is Listen without Prejudice, vol 1?
Charlie was traumatized for life when one of these fell on his crate as an infant
What is a Christmas tree?
B. Stewart tore this vital blood-filtering organ in a sledding accident on the escarpment
What is the spleen?
Huckle the cat was named for a resident of this industrious anthropomorphic city
What is Busytown?
Your host danced in the rain in a photo feature in this magazine
Callum pummeled these to the tune of Bicycle Race
What are his nards?
Sascha the guinea pig's unique fur pattern was a result of this monstrous genetic condition
What is chimerism?
Common household substance that Madelyn is allergic to
What is dish soap?
Entry-level mathematical construct suitable to use as an easy-to-remember WPS wi-fi password
What is pi?
This guy is actually like 27 years old
Who is the fat kid from Modern Family?
Perverted song notorious for having lyrics that are difficult to memorize
What is Sweet Child o' Mine?
Maxwell flew out of the darkness and bit me like a [...]
What is a dracula?
When properly used, colanders prevent these
What are burnt hands?
Everyone calls me this
Who is Johnny Stompnuts?
You need to wear these to get into Heaven
What are Christmas Shoes?