You've a face like a Lurgan spade
What is 'You look very sad'
My hair's all over the shop
What is 'My hair is a mess'
Go away on out of that
What is 'Don't try to fool me'
We had some banter in there last night
What is 'We had a lot of good conversation last night'
Will you houl your whist?
What is 'Will you be quiet?'
Dead on mucker
What is 'That's right my friend'
Do you see thon buck eejit?
What is 'Can you see that very silly person?'
Have you hoaked around in that cupboard again?
What is 'Have you had a rummage in that cupboard again?'
He's up to high doh
What is 'He's very stressed'
What's the craic with you today?
What is 'How are things going today for you?'
Keep her lit
What is 'You need to keep giving your best efforts'
Thon auld doll hasn't a baldy
What is 'That elderly lady doesn't know what she's talking about'
Will you quit geurnin?
What is 'Will you stop complaining?'
Fair play to you
What is 'I didn't think you could do that as well as you did'
I think that car is banjaxed
What is 'I think that car is badly damaged'
Did you think I came up the Lagan in a bubble?
What is 'Did you think I would be so easily fooled?'
When she said that, I was scundered
What is 'I was very embarrassed when she said that'
There's a ween of weans over there
What is 'There are a lot of children over there'
I just need a wee taste of that cement to get the job done
What is 'I only need a little extra strength to complete this task'
Getting ready for my exam was wee buns
What is 'It was really easy to get my exam revision done'