Bday Boi
Notable Quotables of 2024
Luke-isms
Nicknames
Things I Googled About Australia
100

Can Conrey bench his own body weight?

Probably not

100

"You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?"

Kamala Harris

100

Luke's former favorite fast-casual foodery, well-known for giving discounts (and diarrhea) to first responders

Chipotle

100

Better known by their nicknames, this duo could alternatively be known as Terry & Vicky

Tess & Tory

100

This natural wonder of the world is the largest single structure made of living organisms

Great Barrier Reef

200

In his younger days, Conrey raced through the estuary with this crew team

Oakland Strokes

200

"Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A MINOR"

Kendrick Lamar (They Not Like Us)

200

An unlikely combination made famous by a 2019 Lair Reunion cocktail party; a pastry that pairs well with a popular adult beverage

Whiteclaws & Bearclaws

200

In an odd turn of events, Ginz and a famous rapper share this nickname

Snoop

200

In a strange coincidence, this name applies to both kangaroo babies and one of the Friends

Joey

300

This high-flying mascot represents Conrey's alma mater, Miami of Ohio

Swoop the Redhawk

300

"He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died"

Madame Web (Dakota Johnson)
300

Both Luke and MacGruber made this exclamation at climactic moments

"I'm gonna shoot!"

300

The birthday boy once dubbed his now longtime sweetheart this nickname after he helped her move

Box Chick

300

This massive sandstone monolith in the heart of the outback is considered sacred by the Anangu people

Uluru

400

Despite his vast experience with the outdoors, Conrey fears and detests this animal

Snakes

400

"You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang"

Haliey Welch

400

This grievous unforced error is all too common for Luke; it cost him a trip to the Snappa Tournament final in 2015

Sinking his own cup

400

Potter was given this nickname based on her caring demeanor and love of a certain breakfast cereal

Mama Coco Puffs

400

The longest barrier of its kind in the world, its purpose is to keep canine pests out

Dingo Fence

500

On his famous 30 mile birthday run, Conrey gave himself a golden shower this number of times

3

500

"Have you ever tried this one?"

Sabrina Carpenter

500

What does an assortment of appetizers have to do with a set of kitchen items? I don't know, but Luke can't stop confusing these two words

Charcuterie & Cutlery

500

Maria's former landlord and MLB legend Ricky Henderson was given this nickname for his super feats of quickness on the field

Man of Steal

500

This conflict may be the only military campaign against birds in which the birds won

Emu War

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