Ultimate Joke
What do you call a Camel with no hump?
Humphrey
Pirate catch phrase of grumbling or disgust
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!
Where did the ark come to rest after the flood?
The mountains of Ararat
What kind of belly buttons do cars have?
Audi
A small lookout platform near the mast to see long distances
Crow’s Nest
Which animal did Noah send out to see if the land was dry?
A dove
What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron man stops the bad guys......Aluminum man Foils their plans.
The pirate is calling you an insulting name
Scurvy Dog
How long did the rain last?
40 days
What would you get if a dinosaur kicked you in the rear end?
A Megasaurass.
Very drunk, intoxicated
Three Sheets to the Wind
How long did Noah stay on the ark before the Lord told him it was time to get out?
Over one year.
Why didn't Hans Solo enjoy his steak dinner?
Because it was Chewy.
Experienced pirate or sailor
Old Salt
How big was Noah's ark?
450 ft.