Office Shenanigans
Hall of Shame
Day-to-Day
Paragon Lore
People of Paragon
100

This employee is know as the office garbage disposal for never refusing leftovers

Who is Jeff Gilliss

100

When this person sneezes, Xplornet says "Bless You"

Who is Eric

100

This employee's catchphrase is "that sounds right"

Who is Gregg

100

For the second year running, this department has grown the most in the last year.

What is the Mechanical Dept.

100

This employee is Paragon's newest mom

Who is Kayla

200
This employee has been dubbed the "Office Trash Goblin"

Who is Titus

200

The only Office Incident Report in Paragon History belongs to this person.

Who is Mason Asbell

200

This employee is better known as "Chocolate Thunda"

Who is Norm

200

The vending machines are contributing towards this future Paragon employee's education fund.

Who is Caleb 

(Gregg's son) 

200

"Donkeys" is this persons endearing term for their coworkers.

Who is Trevor

300

This person is always the star of Paragon's Christmas tree.

Who is Garth

300

This employee has been banned from taking maternity leave ever again.

Who is Chelsea

300

This employee throws around "I bet you" so much, they could open their own casino.

Who is Tim Wood

300

This is why Garth is banished from a certain area in the office

What is the Great Server Incident of 2023.

300

This Paragon Employee originates from the furthest away.

Who is Ailene (Davao City, Philippines)

Honorable mention to Jason Racoma (Cebu City, Philippines)

400

This moonlighting wrestler has been elected Paragon Security.

Who is Brandon aka Ethan Knight.

400

This employee is taking 10 years to get their P.Eng

Who is Katie

400

This office couple has been known to have the most lunch dates.

Who are Fred & Norm.

400

This is the month and year that Paragon was established.

What is December of 2018.

400

This employee has a farm business on the side (and we are waiting for the day they show up on a tractor)

Who is Colin Watts
500

Paragon's most hated donut.

What is Sprinkles

500

This person will definitely be the most intoxicated tonight.

Who is Tickles (aka Fred)

500

This department is the most jealous over others Lunch & Learns.

What is Structural.

500

These are the 7 "Founding Fathers of Paragon"

Who are Eric, Jeff, Fred, Ben, Garth, Tim Wood & Chuck Bliss

500

This employee moonlights as a youtube camping guru

Who is Jason Crawford

600

Our office Swiftie.

Who is Bruce. 

600

This person is always the culprit behind food left to rot in the fridge.

Who is Norman.

600

Paragon's farthest commuter.

Who is Kieran (Moncton, NB)

600

This is the address of Paragon's FIRST office.

What is 151 Brunswick Street

600

This employee is Paragon's Fire Marshal, Rapper & newest Dad-to-Be.

Who is Mike (RBO)

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