Annoying Relatives
The Aunt who nobody cared for—especially Ruth...
Who is Aunt Roz?
The eldest of the supermarket brothers.
Who was Eugene?
This S.S. nearly sunk a fresh Accountant.
Who is Sam Singer?
This rectangular object housed the twins immediately upon birth.
What is a shoe-box?
The highlight cruise trip...pre-Coronavirus
Where is China?
This Mexican playboy Cousin overstayed his SoCal welcome.
Who is Sergio Levine?
She ran off with the local landscaper.
Who is Ann Gelson?
Once commented "he counts the money and I spend it".
Who is Ruth Matlin?
Periodical of Paper Route Lore
What is the Los Angeles Examiner?
The long-time travel companions
Who are Ben and Blanche?
This scoundrel cousin pilfered his parents estate with little remorse, never to be seen again.
Who is David Luber?
This one loves guns, Johnny Cash and mountain women.
Who is Gary Gelson?
This S.S. lured away one-half of the Dynamic Duo.
What was Standard Shows?
This was the boys college fraternity at USC.
What is TEP? (Tau Epsilon Phi)
It was forgotten and left behind on the ship
What are Paul’s dress shoes?
This relative got off his meds and exposed himself at Union Station.
Who is Jack Hirshfield?
This wife went on to marry a store manager.
Who is Ellen Gelson?
He’s practicing without a license, but hey, it’s for free!
Who is Paul Matlin?
This City kindly named a street after him.
Where is Rancho Bernardo? (Also Ramona, in San Diego)
Where the ginger family came to the rescue when the new Rambler broke down in a storm
Where is Lake Arrowhead?
This entire family is credited with inspiring both the Weight Watchers and Atkin’s diet craze.
Who are the Markowitz’s?
This former trust-funder can’t help bagging free food, even at a wake.
Who is Debbie Gelson?
Approximately 34.
What are the number of free family and friend tax returns Paul can prepare and still make a living?
He drove this jalopy til it conked out at a truck weigh-station outside of Oxnard.
What is a Nash Rambler?
The familiar musical troupe that kicked off the World Cruise
What is the USC Marching Band? Fight on!