make your opponent say 67
gain 67 lifepoints
ragebait your opponent
draw 2 cards
send 1 monster you control to the gy by anything except by failing this task, or using it as material for a summon
summon up to 2 monsters from your gy
speak/type in spanish, you can tell your opponent this is your task in english ONCE
if you stayed silent to bypass speaking in spanish peeps, send 4 cards from your hand or field to the gy
otherwise, draw 2 cards
lose lifepoints
gain 2000 lifepoints
talk like your in a AAA game
special summon 1 monster from hand thats from an AAA game
summon an iggy
special summon up to 3 iggy tokens (level 3/earth/beast/1800 ATK/ 500 DEF)
steal from your opponent.
take control of 1 card your opponent controls, if you stole from them irl, draw 3 cards.
speak like an ai voiceover and describe every action you take.
summmon a machine from deck
destroy a monster in battle with over 2k ATK or DEF
all monsters you currently control gain 500 atk permanently
kill the composer
how the hell did you do that
the composer isnt the creator of this card, its Yakub.
if you somehow did, destroy the reapers game and you get a second chance at life, your opponent is still cannonically dead though