spoonerisms & malapropisms & ...
You have tasted two whole worms now you must leave by the next town drain.
You have wasted two whole terms now you must leave by the next down train.
_______ lines the path to success. (Einstein)
Failure
Apple Macintosh
_ a _______ ______ i_ _ _
laptop machines
Let us drink to the queer old Dean.
Let us drink to the dear old Queen.
Don't count the days;________ .
make the days count.
meteorites
______e ______e
remote site
The Lord is a shoving leopard.
The Lord is a loving shepherd.
It's good to learn from your mistakes. It's better ____________. (Warren Buffett)
to learn from other people's mistakes.
planet Earth
_____l ______h
eternal path
A well-boiled icicle.
A well-oiled bicycle.
If you never change your mind, why _______ ?
have one
leased computers
________d ________r
pleased customer
All roads roam to Leeds.
All roads lead to Rome.
The more you do, the more ________.
you're expected to do.
constellation Aries
s _____ ______ ________s
start alien colonies