DAD JOKES
WHY DONT EGGS TELL EACHOTHER JOKES?
BECAUSE THEY WOULD CRACK UP!
Why did the elephant buy a new car?
It needed more trunk space!
UP!
WHAT HAS A FACE, TWO ARMS, BUT NO LEGS?
A CLOCK!
GREEN IS CREATED USING WHAT COLORS?
BLUE AND YELLOW
WHY WAS THE MATH BOOK SAD?
IT HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS!
Where do mansplainers get their water?
From a “well actually.”
TRUE OR FALSE: SHARKS HAVE NO BONES IN THEIR ENTIRE BODY
TRUE
PEOPLE MAKE ME, CHANGE ME, SAVE ME, RAISE ME. WHAT AM I?
MONEY
WHAT 3 COLORS ARE REFERRED TO AS "WARM"?
RED, YELLOW, ORANGE
WHY DID THE BICYCLE KEEP FALLING ASLEEP?
IT WAS TWO-TIRED!!!
SURPRISE DOUBLE POINT QUESTION:
Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?
Because dawn is tough on Greece.
WHERE IS A SHRIMPS HEART LOCATED?
A) CENTER OF THE CHEST
B) BOTTOM OF ITS HEAD
C) TIP OF ITS TAIL
B) BOTTOM OF ITS HEAD
WHAT ARE TWO THINGS YOU CAN NEVER HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
LUNCH AND DINNER
WHAT 3 COLORS ARE REFERRED TO AS "COOL"?
BLUE, GREEN, PURPLE
WHY WOULDNT THE SKELETON ASK HIS CRUSH TO THE DANCE?
HE DIDNT HAVE THE GUTS!
Why must you wear your glasses when doing math?
Because it helps with da vision!
WHICH PLANET IS THE ONLY PLANET TO SPIN CLOCKWISE?
VENUS!
WHAT 5 LETTER WORD BECOMES SHORTER WHEN YOU ADD TWO LETTERS TO IT?
SHORT
WHAT COLOR DO YOU GET WHEN MIXING ALL PRIMARY COLORS?
BROWN!
WHY ARE BANANAS NEVER LONELY??
THEY HANG IN BUNCHES!
What do you call someone who chews all day?
A train!
WHATS THE ONLY MAMMAL THAT CAN FLY?
BATS!
WHAT IS ALWAYS HUNGRY- IF YOU DONT FEED IT, IT DIES. IF YOU WATER IT, IT DIES.
FIRE
THIS TERM REFERS TO HOW BRIGHT OR DULL A COLOR IS.
SATURATION!