DAD JOKES
WHY DONT EGGS TELL EACHOTHER JOKES?
BECAUSE THEY WOULD CRACK UP!
WHAT TL ON THIS CALL HAS A PEMBROKE WELSH CORGI NAMED SKYLAR?
MICHELLE
UP!
WHAT HAS A FACE, TWO ARMS, BUT NO LEGS?
A CLOCK!
WHO IS THE SDL OVER SERVICING? ONLY CLAIMS CAN ANSWER...
PRIS!
WHY WAS THE MATH BOOK SAD?
IT HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS!
WHAT TL ON THIS CALL HAS A HUSKY AND 3 CATS?
COLLYN!
TRUE OR FALSE: SHARKS HAVE NO BONES IN THEIR ENTIRE BODY
TRUE
PEOPLE MAKE ME, CHANGE ME, SAVE ME, RAISE ME. WHAT AM I?
MONEY
WHO IS THE SDL OVER CLAIMS? ONLY SERVICING CAN ANSWER....
ANGELA!
WHY DID THE BICYCLE KEEP FALLING ASLEEP?
IT WAS TWO-TIRED!!!
WHAT TL ON THIS CALL HAS A LITTLE AND I QUOTE, "WHO KNOWS WHAT" DOG NAMED GIGI?
KIM!
WHERE IS A SHRIMPS HEART LOCATED?
A) CENTER OF THE CHEST
B) BOTTOM OF ITS HEAD
C) TIP OF ITS TAIL
B) BOTTOM OF ITS HEAD
WHAT ARE TWO THINGS YOU CAN NEVER HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
LUNCH AND DINNER
WHERE SHOULD YOU LOOK FIRST IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT A BENEFIT?
CHC!
WHY WOULDNT THE SKELETON ASK HIS CRUSH TO THE DANCE?
HE DIDNT HAVE THE GUTS!
WHAT TL ON THIS CALL HAS A GATITO NAMED WILLOW?
DI!
WHICH PLANET IS THE ONLY PLANET TO SPIN CLOCKWISE?
VENUS!
WHAT 5 LETTER WORD BECOMES SHORTER WHEN YOU ADD TWO LETTERS TO IT?
SHORT
WHAT IN YOUR EMAILS DO YOU NOT WANT TO CATCH?
A PHISH
WHY ARE BANANAS NEVER LONELY??
THEY HANG IN BUNCHES!
WHAT LEADER HAS A PUP/PERO NAMED TOTTO?
PRIS!
WHATS THE ONLY MAMMAL THAT CAN FLY?
BATS!
WHAT IS ALWAYS HUNGRY- IF YOU DONT FEED IT, IT DIES. IF YOU WATER IT, IT DIES.
FIRE
WHAT IS THE AMEX WORD OF THE YEAR FOR 2025?
COMPLIANCE!!!!