David
"But is David penguin shaped?"
Who is Olivia?
"Kate, lesbihonest, you look like a lesbian"
Who is Ryan?
"God's funny"
Who is Elise?
"I am not gay"
Who is Josh?
"When we're together it's like the blind leading the blind"
Who is Paige?
"Ah David, your feet smell great"
Who is Josh?
"This is the one gay thing I won't watch"
Who is Jane?
"I'm not Italian and I love children"
Who is Elise?
"The church clapped you"
Who is David?
"I wore a shirt that says I love Jesus and pickles, because I love pickles"
Who is Olivia?
"This is the straightest thing we've ever done"
Who is Josie?