Back Injuries
Who faked a back injury so he would not have to do push ups?
James
I just want to sit in my chair
Armani
Why was the broom late?
It overswept
What fast food restaurant aired ads featuring a man who lost 245 pounds eating only their products?
Subway
What is the most important meal of the day?
Breakfast
How do I treat a pulled muscle in my back?
I am tired, so I lay under the kitchen table
Colonel..... that is spelled so weird
Why did the vampire take art class?
He wanted to learn how to draw blood
What fast food restaurant sells the Big Mac?
McDonalds
What red food is actually a fruit and not a veggie?
Tomatoes
What are the 3 categories of back pain?
I never turn my camera on
Samantha
There were three girls going to school. They were sharing 1 umbrella. How come all the girls did not get wet?
Because it was not raining
What fast food restaurant boasts that you can “Have it your way”?
Burger King
What is the only fruit to have seeds on the outside?
Strawberries
What are common back injuries?
Herniated or bulging discs
I always get on 3 minutes late
Joey boy
Why are fish so clever?
They live in schools.
What did McDonald’s restaurants first introduce in 1968?
The Big Mac
Deer meat is known by what name?
Venison
An injury to the ligaments or muscles in the back
sprain or a strain
Who does rolls thinking he is in the circus?
Kam
Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
He was always monkeying around in class.
What fast food restaurant is credited with introducing the first modern-day drive-thru window?
Wendys
Are humans omnivores, herbivores, or carnivores?
Omnivores