What is the real reason why mommy and papa got rid of their cat?
Nobody likes cats.
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
So what color were the stairs?
There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!
What is the only marsupial that lives in North America?
An opossum.
The color was named after the fruit, not the other way around!
A orange obviously
No ACTUALLY how come?
Because it was too much work and they were not allowed to have it.
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
Because it has a hole in it
The only fruit that has seeds on the outside.
A strawberry
This food used to be sold as a medicine, which makes NO SENSE.
Ketchup????????????
Remember how in casa Layla used to only go for ___ ___?
Half a day!
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What is the only body part that stays the same size from birth to death?
YOUR EYEBALLS
This food used to be mainly purple, but is now usually a different color
A carrot
Today, papa got a flat
tire
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
It is illegal for a plane to fly over this building.
The Taj Mahal
There is such thing as soup made out of ________
hippopotamuses
what is your issue tissue?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What is Triskaidekaphobia?
The fear of the #13
India produces the most....
banana's