Trips
What trip are we going on this summer?
A trip to Hawaii!
How long is a goldfish's memory?
goldfish can remember things for months and can even be trained to navigate mazes.
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A Clock.
Who is Delia's favorite dog?
PENNY!
She is also the stinkiest though. :p
Who directed the nightmare before X-mas?
Henry Selick.
Although many think that it was Tim Burton because his name is in the title.
I am tall when I am young and short when I am old. What am I?
A Candle.
Is Delia a morning Bird or a night Owl?
NIGHT OWL!
What was the name of the mountain that we climbed and Delia HATED?
Bonus points* Where was it?
Croagh Patrick
*Ireland
How long does it take to digest a piece of gum?
Same rate as any other food.
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle.
What is Delia's sun sign?
Sagittarius.
Where were fortune cookies originally from?
Japan
A man goes the wrong way down a one-way street, yet a cop sees him and doesn't stop him. Why?
He was walking!
What does Delia want to be when she grows up?
Children's therapist
OR
A 6th grade ELA teacher
What trip did Delia learn that the Easter bunny, and Santa weren't real?
Trip out west with Mama
Where do Camels store their water.
Throughout their bloodstream.
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner together. How is this possible?
She took a photograph of him and developed it in her darkroom.
1 name that I would like to name my child when I grow up?
Ruby (Girl), or Judy (Girl), or Charlie (Boy)!