Is this the real life? or is this just_____________?
Fantasy
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Bulldozer
These triggers come from feelings like stress, anger, or sadness
What are internal triggers?
For most men, washing your hair only this many times a week helps prevent stripping its natural oils and causing irritation.
What is three to four times per week or every 2-3 days?
These animals cannot look up, which is why they are terrible at ceiling painting.
What are pigs?
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, _________
mom's spaghetti
Why do seaguls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they would be bagles
This technique involves "riding out" cravings like a wave.
What is urge surfing?
When shaving, you should apply minimal pressure and move the razor in this direction to help prevent razor burn.
What is the direction of hair growth?
This classic board game was originally designed in 1903 to illustrate the negative effects of land monopolization, but we all just use it to ruin friendships now.
What is Monopoly?
No, I don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy who can't get no ________________.
love from me
Why cant you hear a Pteradactal going to the bathroom?
Writing thoughts and feelings down regularly is called this.
What is journaling?
To ensure a close, comfortable shave and prevent ingrown hairs, you should change your razor blade after this many shaves.
What is 5 to 10 shaves?
An appropriately theatrical collective noun for a large gathering of these pink, leggy birds.
What is a flamboyance?
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
_______________.
I just want you to know who I am
What do you call a toothless bear?
Gummy bear.
This involves avoiding high-risk environments or people.
What is boundary setting?
After showering, wearing this type of material for underwear allows airflow and reduces sweat buildup to help prevent bacteria and fungi.
What is breathable or cotton underwear?
Pound for pound, this colorful marine crustacean delivers a strike so fast it creates cavitation bubbles and a sonic boom, making it one of the ocean's fiercest tiny boxers.
What is a mantis shrimp?
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna ___________________.
run around and desert you
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Replacing negative thoughts with healthier ones is known as this.
What is cognitive restructuring?
According to dentists, you should brush your teeth this many times per day: once after each meal and once before going to sleep.
What is four times?
This aquatic creature, which is known to have three hearts, is also capable of swimming without its main heart beating.
What is an octopus?