Working Girl
The ideal future career path of our birthday girl.
What is To Not Work?
The quadrant of Portland she's always lived.
What is SE?
An RT outfit is not complete if she's not wearing these.
What are Earrings?
Met on the playground, this is the name of her best friend since she was 6 years old.
What is Katelynn?
This is the preferred time to take a daily shower.
What is Evening?
The first job she was paid for.
What is a Youth Soccer Referee?
Her favorite place to walk amongst the trees in Portland.
What is Mount Tabor?
Potential money hustles in a parallel universe (name one).
What are Seamstress / Fashion Designer, Jewelry Maker, Tarot Reader, Vagabond Tramp, Social Media Influencer, Yoga Instructor, and/or Massage Therapist?
The nickname she received in high school standing outside a VooDoo Doughnut shop.
What is RaunchyRhonda / RaunchyRahn?
A true TV fiend, these are some of the shows she's re-watched in entirety at least thrice each (name two).
What are The Office, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, The Nanny, Schitt's Creek, Rick and Morty, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Modern Family, Parks and Rec, Bojack Horseman, and Jersey Shore?
The number of days she volunteered at a New York yoga studio before being offered a Manager's position.
What is 2?
The events she most often attends — if she waits long enough, maybe they'll even sign her autograph book.
What is a Comedy Show?
The birthday girl's favorite color (hint: it's a trick).
What is Neon Rainbow and/or Jewel Tones?
The person she was named after.
Who is her Aunt Rhonda Marie Anderson?
A crunchy treat better enjoyed when a tad stale.
What are Cheetos?
The number of unique Work Experiences she has on LinkedIn.
What is 59?
Her current favorite eateries in Portland (name at least one).
What is Al Amir's, Akadi, Van Hahn, and Champagne Poetry?
Always prepared to mess someone up, these are weapons commonly found on the birthday girl's person (name one).
What are Switch Blade, Pocket Knife, Taser, Pepper Spray, Flashlight Baton?
The names of her niblings (must name all 4 humans).
What are Alina, Luke, Isabel, and Elijah? [Bonus Points for What is Skye & Luna?]
The (embarrassing) TV show she's loved since its original run (2009-2012) through the current reboot (2018-Present Day).
What is Jersey Shore?
Her favorite job experience (besides being self-employed).
What is Intern at SingularDTV / the LA tech-media start-up?
Essentially the only restaurant her family frequented for the first 22 years of her life.
What is The Original Taco House?
In the modern world of dating, this is her key philosophy when uninterested in someone she's met IRL.
What is Not Ghosting?
The nickname she's always craved but is never bestowed.
What is Teeny?
Laughter is the medicine of life, but don't be caught laughing at these of the birthday girl.
What are her Family and Friends?