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100

What has neck but no head?

A shirt

100

What has 13 hearts but no organs

A deck of cards

100

What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? 

Floss Vegas

100

Why did the scarecrow win an award? 

Because he was outstanding in his field.

100

What did the drummer call his twin daughters

Anna one Anna wo

200

What has legs but doesn't walk

A chair

200

What is in bed but never sleeps

A river

200

What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? 

“Supplies!”

200

How do you make a tissue dance?

 You put a little boogie in it.

200

What do you call a fake noodle

A impasta

300

What is white when it's dirty

A chalk board

300

What Cannot be used until it is broken

A egg

300

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

They have no body to go with

300

What do you call a elephant that does not matter 

Irrelephant

300

What sound does a witches car make

Broom Broom

400

What has teeth but Cannot bite

A comb

400

What animal has 10 hearts

A earthworm

400

What do you call a pig that does karate

Pork chop

400

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

 It was two tired.

400

Two goldfish are in a tank. What does one say to the other

Do you know how to drive this thing

500

What has a thumb and 4 fingers

A glove

500

What goes through a door

A key hole

500

What is the best thing About Switzerland

I do not know but it's flag is a big plus

500

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

It let out a little wine

500

How does a penguin build it's house?

 Igloos it together.

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