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Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?

Dasher!

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What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?

Any, Houses can't jump!

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How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?

Because he turns into a bat every night!

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Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?

Because of night bears!

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How do you make a poisonous snake cry?

Take away's it rattle!

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Who always enjoys poor health?

A doctor!

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Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?

Because they have no-body to go with!

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What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless!

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Where do TVs go on vacation?

To remote places!

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Where do butterflies sleep?

On Caterpillows!

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Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

Because they always drop their needles!

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken!

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Why was the nose so tired?

Because it had been running all day!

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What type of music is a mummy's favorite?

Wrap!

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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wants to go to High school!

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How do caterpillars swim laps?

They do the butterfly!

400

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot, you can easily catch a cold!

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Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?

He was out-standing in his field!

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Puddle!

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How do vampires like their food served?

In bite-size pieces!

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What has toes but no feet or legs?

Tomatoes!

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Which President wore the largest hat?

The one with the largest head!

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How did the beaver get online?

He logged on!

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Do rabbits use combs?

No, they use hare brushes!

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rock-it!

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