riddles 1
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dad jokes 1
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jokes that don't make
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100

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

your breath

100

What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

short

100

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta.

100

What happened to the frog that parked illegally?

it got toed

100

what do you call a fly with no wings?

a walk

200

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

C

200

What can go up but can't go down?

you age

200

How do you make a tissue dance?

put a little boogie in it

200

What type of bear is toothless?

a gummy bear

200

what do you call a fish with no eyes

A fsh

300

What flowers are kissable?

Tulips

300

What has a head and a tail but no body?

a coin

300

What do you call a song about a tortilla?

A wrap

300

What cars do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

300

why don't dinosaurs talk?

Because their dead

400

What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?

a piano

400

What goes up and down but doesn’t move?

a staircase

400

What did one hat say to the other?

Wait here, I’m going on ahead!

400

What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?

light blue

400

how do trains eat?

they choo-choo

500

Where does today come before yesterday?

in the dictionary 

500

What has legs, but does not walk?

a chair

500

What keys unlock a banana?

A mon-key

500

What did one wall say to the other?

Let’s meet at the corner.

500

what do you call a can opener that cant work?

A can't opener 🤣

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