Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?
A shirt
If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?
11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock
9 o'clock plus 5 hours = 2 o'clock
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?
A garbage truck.
Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
Because he always gets lost at sea!
What kind of running means walking?
Running out of gas!
What kind of candy would a prisoner want before he is executed?
A life saver
What is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth
A Mirror.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
A comb.
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
A map
What fastens two people yet touches only one?
A wedding ring.
What can be stolen, mistaken, or altered, yet never leaves you your entire life?
Your identity.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
Which month has 28 days?
All of them
What has legs, but does not walk?
A table
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence
What ship has two mates but no captain?
A relationship
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary
The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
Hole
Take off my skin – I won’t cry, but you will,
What am I?
An onion
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite