There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
W-R-O-N-G
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
They go to the moo-vies!
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business.

I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A coin.
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp
Why couldn't the pony sing “Happy Birthday?”
Because she was just a little hoarse!
How do you measure a snake?
In inches—they don’t have feet

What gets wet as it dries?
A towel.
What is the end of everything?
The letter “G”
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because he’s always spotted!
What does a house wear?
Address!

I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
Light.
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!
You heard the rumor going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.