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regular riddles
100
How many animals did Moses take on the ark? Moses didn’t take anything on the ark.
Noah did!
100
At night they come without being fetched, And by day they are lost without being stolen."
stars
100
I come in all shapes and sizes, But if you got me don't be expecting any surprises. You use me in a mall, But don't use me to call. I can be Texas or Sharp, But I can't play the harp. You can punch me all you want, And you may see me in a restaurant. I get what you want in an instant, And figure out some things you can't. Just select the parallel key, And the object you were searching for is what you will see. What am I?
A calculator. Explanation: 1. I come in all shapes and sizes, But if you got me don't be expecting any surprises. Calculators come in many shapes and sizes. The main function of a calculator is to figure out an equation which will not surprise the user. 2. You use me in a mall, But don't use me to call. This is referring to cash registers which have calculators to add up a cost total. This is pointing out it is not a phone. 3.I can be Texas or Sharp, But I can't play the harp. Texas and Sharp are both calculator brands, This is referring to the fact it does not play music. 4.You can punch me all you want, And you may see me in a restaurant. Punching is referring to punching the calculator keys. Calculators can be seen in restaurants to calculate cost totals. 5. I get what you want in an instant, And figure out some things you can't. Calculators calculate equations very quickly. Some equations can be solved using a calculator which can't be solved manually by some. 6. Just select the parallel key, And the object you were searching for is what you will see. This is referring to the equal button because it is two horizontal parallel lines. After you enter this key the answer to the equation is shown.
100
Would hot or cold win the race and why?
Hot everyone can catch cold
100
What can't be used until it's broken?
An egg (of course but nice try jahlila)
200
Q: If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
200
"I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball."
tomorrow
200
McIntosh and Newton gave birth to me. I've lived all of my life in Tennessee. Created to help defeat an alien race. Battling on an artifact, way in outer space. Trained from a young child, to know how to fight. I have proven that I can wear the green and white. What am I?
a Spartan.
200
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?
his mother
200
What do tigers have that no other animals have?
baby tigers
300
How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
Just one—after that, it’s not empty anymore.
300
Who succeeded the first Prime Minister of Australia ?
the second
300
What are you if your mom is from Iceland and your dad is from Cuba?
Ice cube
300
A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream?
He took the goose over first and came back. Then, he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next, he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
300
Why is number six afraid ?
Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
400
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B
400
What odd number becomes even when beheaded?
seven (s/even)
400
What occurs 4 times in every week, 2 times in every month, & once in a year?
The letter E
400
What is the study of back-to-school shopping?
Buy-ology.
400
Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
''y" (Why?")
500
Why did the boy throw his watch out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
500
The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end, And the end of every place."
The letter E
500
Which school teaches you to greet people?
High (Hi) School.
500
Q: Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it. What is it?
: Advice.
500
Which letter is not me?
U
M
e
n
u