What snack came in tiny tubs of frosting for dunking?
Dunkaroos
This person played saxophone all through high school and did gigs to pay for college
Barb
I can ghost you for weeks, but you still chase me.
Prospect
Turning off camera for “bad WiFi”… but really because you’re folding laundry.
Pass
Asking a question in a company call that everyone was thinking but nobody wanted to say.
Confidence
What was the soundtrack of connecting to the internet in the 2000s?
The AOL dial-up tone
This person has been to 16 Indy 500 races 
Joe
I’m always being “cleaned,” but I’m never clean.
Salesforce/CRM data
Pretending to take notes in a meeting while online shopping.
DETENTION
Researching a prospect so deep you find their high school track stats.
Curiosity
Finish this phrase: “In West Philadelphia, born and raised…”
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
This person has never broken a bone. 
Rachel
I’m free, fun, and easy… until IT blocks me.
any SaaS tool
Saying “I read the deck” when you only glanced at the title slide.
DETENTION
Using AI to re-write your pitch in the voice of Morgan Freeman.
Creativity
What 90s/2000s website let you rank your top 8 friends and start drama instantly?
MySpace
This person was born with 6 toes on their left foot.
Matt C.
I disappear the second you need me, but flood your inbox when you don’t.
Internal comms email
Calling it “networking” when really it’s just happy hour with coworkers.
PASS
Rebranding yourself on LinkedIn with a headline no one saw coming.
Confidence
Which toy pet would “die” if you forgot to feed it?
Tamagotchi
This person was a competitive interviewer in high school. 
Brittanie
I pretend to solve problems, but mostly create more of me.
Another meeting
Saying “only a couple more slides” with 12 slides left.
DETENTION
Asking if aliens secretly helped QA design the platform.
Curiosity