100 divided by 5
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What is a verb
A verb is an action
The braille system
A. is helping the deaf
B. can be read by touch
C. cannot be used by the blind
B. Can be read by touch
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wrong!! Cause his eggs were stillborn and he is depressed and his family moved sides. So he had to cross the road.π«£
23 minutes from two hours
Ninety seven
You stink
ELA is dumb π‘π‘π‘
Why was Sacagawea famous?
Because she led a big journey and helped people survive.
How to make a volcanic eruption
π text that emoji and print it.
JK umm you add vinegar and corn powder and flour and mix it???
A policeman was taking a vandalism report at an elementary school when he was interrupted by a six year old girl. She looked up and down at his uniform and asked, "Are you a policeman?"
"Yes, I am," he said.
"My mother told me that if I ever needed help I should ask a policeman. Is that right," the girl asked.
"Yes it is," said the policeman.
The girl extended her foot to the policeman and said, "OK, then, would you tie my shoe?"
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What Is the average of 14 ,17, 90,and 75 write it down on paper.
Itβs 200
Find the mistakes in the sentence
I hat U U hate mee
Let git togeder an kill barn eee?
Who was gorge washing tin
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Ok ok I donβt have a science notebook soooooβ¦. Iβll just make them up for Ex. Red miso plus water equals β¦
Fake mostly liquid blood
A mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her mouth. The mother stopped her and said she shouldn't do that.
"Why," asked the little girl.
"Because itβs dirty. It's been on the ground. You don't know where it's been. It probably has germs."
The little girl looked up at her mom with admiration and asked, "How do you know so much?"
Thinking quickly, the mother said, "All moms know so much. We have to. It's on the Mommy Test. If you don't know it, you don't get to be a mommy."
The little girl pondered this for a few minutes, then her face brightened. I get it if you donβt pass then you have to be a daddy
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Desmond rammed one hundred twenty eight cars in 3 hours how many minutes did it take him to ram each car? Write it down.
The Answer is 42 remainder of six
What is the adjectives in the sentence
I love the sticky yellow boots they are nice and clean those shoes π
Who was the wright brothers
First people to fly a plane
What planet π orbits the sun in 88 days
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Mercury ( I think )
A mother was ironing the clean laundry one day. Her son asked her, "Mother, why are you ironing those clothes?"
His mother said, "To make them nice and wrinkle free."
Her son said, "Then, why don't you iron Grandma's face?
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472 divided by 8
59
What is a noun?
A person, place, or thing
Who invented Winnebagos?
John K. Hanson
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Earth not earth π³ππππππππππ
When I worked for an organization which delivered meals to the elderly, I would take along my four year old daughter. She was always fascinated by the appliances of old age - canes, walkers, wheelchairs, etc. One day I saw her staring at a set of false teeth in a jar. She said to me, "The tooth fairy will never believe this."
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