What word is always spelled incorrectly in a dictionary?
Incorrectly.
Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?
sa likod.
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining.
Taylor Swift recalls those who call you insane as Starbucks lovers in this song
Blank Space
Kay lapit na sa mata, 'di mo pa rin makita
Tenga
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything, buildings don't jump.
Anong isda ang hindi makapal?
Manifish.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a G, now it's Gone
This song describes New York as a "concrete jungle wet dream tomato"
Empire State of Mind - Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys
Dalawang batong itim, malayo ang nararating
Mata
You have 5 cows, 2 dogs, and 1 cat.
How many legs do you have?
2, the left and the right.
Ano ang katabi ng U.S.A?
U.S.B
If you spell “sit in the tub” s-o-a-k, and you spell “a funny story” j-o-k-e, how do you spell “the white of an egg”?
E-G-G W-H-I-T-E
Nirvana were not talking about skittles and beetles in this song
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Maliit na bahay, puno ng mga patay
Posporo
A plane crashed off the coast of Indonesia and every single person died, yet there were two survivors. How could that happen?
The two survivors were dating / married.
Bakit bawal umutot sa Apple Store?
kasi walang Windows.
How many seconds are there in a year?
12
(January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd)
Despite leading nowhere, Adele urges you to chase penguins in this song
Chasing Pavements
Dumaan ang hari, nagkagatan ang mga pari
Zipper
As I was going to Pisay,
I met a student who cried seven times,
Each cry, a kitten would come by,
Each kitten had seven butterflies,
Each butterfly led eight dragonflies,
Dragonflies, butterflies, kittens, and cries,
How many were there going to Pisay?
One, I was going to Pisay.
Bakit hindi pumasok si Fact sa pinto?
kasi di naman Opinion.
What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?
Nothing
It is often said that you may possibly die while on the disco floor in this ABBA song
Dancing Queen
Hindi Linggo, hindi piyesta, naglawit ang bandera
Dahon ng saging