What sport do Americans like to play and watch on Thanksgiving day?
football
"What key has legs and can't open a door?"
A Turkey
The most popular main course on Thanksgiving
turkey
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had his own drumsticks
The way people typically prepare potatoes for Thanksgiving dinner
mashed potatoes
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do American families do on Thanksgiving day?
They reunite, share a meal, give thanks, etc.
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast Food
Which two NFL teams have played a game on Thanksgiving Day since 1966?
A.) Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers
B.) Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys
C.) Dallas Cowboys and Denver Broncos
Detroit Lions and Dallas Cowboys
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google.
Is Thanksgiving celebrated on a Thursday or a Wednesday?
Thursday
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Fowl Weather