Riddles
What has a bed, but never sleeps. Runs but never walks, and killed my great uncle
A river
Erectile Dysfunction
Get it up
I am a suicidal fish
Osamu Dazai
Bird
2
10+9?
19
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
UBER HIDDEN KANA QUESTION:
WHAT IS THE BEST MEAT??
Spam
I am an emo bondage enthusiast with no eyebrows
Ryunosuke Aktugawa
Common Catterpillar
6
✓4+9
11
I'm black, white, and re d all over
Blended penguin/newspaper
Greed and a desire for currency
Money
I am a discount werewolf furry boy with a 60° angle haircut who likes mean people
Atushi Nakajima
Tentacled snake
2(x+4)
2x+8
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
A map
Comparing marraige to being buried alive
Married Alive
I look like princess Rosalina
Margret Mitchell
A parapeleigic cow
4
|-7(3x+4)|
21x+28
A grandfather, a father, and a son go fishing. Each gets one fish but there is only one fish how is this?
It is only one person. He is a son of his father, he is a father to his son and he is a grandfather to his grandchild.
Ice cream as a metaphor for positivity
Ala Mode
Furry #2 but smart
Soskei Natsume
Mountain chicken
4
(6(2/3x+2))/4-3
x