Hey, Big Tuna, you're single, right?
Andy
So what does downsizing actually mean?
Phyllis
Ok. I need a drink.
Stanley
Do you even have a mattress?
Angela
That's what she said.
Michael
Well...?
Stanley
Michael, please can we talk about this memo?
Meredith
I think I've finally mastered commitment.
You're not alone sister. Let's grab a beer sometime.
Phyllis
So, yes. I'd say Ive gotten along with my subordinates.
Dwight
Yeah. It'll be you.
Kevin
I bet it's gonna be me. It's probably gonna be me.
Angela
I feel like all my kids grew up and married each other. It's every parent's dream.
Michael
We're running off into the sunset.
Kelly
I told you I couldn't close it.
Jim
Daniqua sent me down to start today.
I have a customer meeting.
Kelly
It's just that I am so emotional. No, but maybe the reason...
Kevin
I worked at a paper company all these years, and never wrote anything down.
Phyllis
Shall I play for you, Pa Rum Pa Pum Pum. I have no gifts for you, Pa Rum Pa Pum Pum.
Dwight
You guys gotta update your resumes, just like I'm doing.
Oscar
I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go because then I might...
Pam
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you actually left them.
Andy
There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kinda the point?
Pam
Everything I have, I owe to this job. this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.
Jim