It's defined as an embarrassing, unoriginal attempt at humor--wanna hear one?
A dad joke
To selfishly take more than one's share, especially of the road
Hog
"Another View of Hester"
The Scarlet Letter
“Pretty Woman” actress who designates parliamentary procedure
Julia Robert's Rules of Order
"Dammit! I'm" this
Merriam-Webster defines this as "a typically suburban mother who accompanies her children to their...games"
A soccer mom
To live off the expenses of others, giving nothing in return
Leech
"Another View of Hester"
Les Misérables
An early 2000’s girl group based in Texas that requires payments from the non-custodial parent
Destiny's Child Support
"Dennis and Edna" did this
Sinned
This paternal name for a rich benefactor comes from "Little Orphan Annie"
Daddy Warbucks
To crash into with great force, as when battering down a door
Ram
"The Deadly Poppy Field"
The Wizard of Oz
The 1940’s Kansas girl who is Oprah Winfrey’s best friend and CBS News correspondent
Dorothy Gayle King
"No lemon, no" this
Melon
Cripes! It's time to scram! To beat it! To do this, originally Civil War-era slang for retreating in haste
Skedaddle
To deceive or trick
"Aunt March Settles the Question"
Little Women
I'll have a vodka & tomato juice drink with a Julie Andrews movie chaser
"Lived on decaf, faced no" this
Devil
This spice of the ginger family is popular in Indian food
Cardamom
To hum, buzz or speak in a monotonous tone
Drone
"I Strike the Jolly Roger"
Treasure Island
Bridesmaids & SNL star who guided Santa's sleigh
Maya Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
"Drab as a fool, aloof as a" this
Bard