"Classic" Joe Alwyn Moments
Joe Alwyn Songs
TTPD Track Info
Easter Eggs
Misc
100

Taylor Swift claims that Joe Alwyn helped write this album

Folklore

100

In this Taylor Swift song Joe Alwyn loves her "like she's brand new" so you can...

Call it what you want

100

This song is the longest on TTPD

But Daddy I Love Him

100

When ___ is made to wait they crumbles

statues
100

This TTPD song's true meaning has been widely debated

loml

200

This song mentions Joe's classic buzz cut look

Dress

200

In this song Taylor Swift knew her love should be celebrated but instead Joe Alwyn did this

Tolerated it

(Tolerate it is accepted)

200

Aaron Dessner is featured 5 times on TTPD, including on this song..

1) Guilty as Sin?

2) The Smallest Man that Ever Lived

3) I Can Do It With A Broken Heart

The Smallest Man That Ever Lived

200

These plants were left to dry at the recent Spotify TTPD installation

+100 points for each one (no points taken so long as you get one)

Cornelia Roses & Lavender

200

In this Taylor Swift song New York City supposedly screams Joe Alwyns name

Cornelia Street

300

In this event Joe and Taylor met

Met Gala

300

In this Taylor Swift song Joe Alwyn's love is something that she's hoping dreaming and dying to keep

King of my Heart

300

One of these songs is the longest between these 3

1) I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

2) Fresh Out the Slammer

3) The Tortured Poets Department

The Tortured Poets Department (4:53)

1 = 2:36     2 = 3:30

300

The 72 mailboxes at the Spotify Installation event represented this

The 72 month/6 year relationship

each mailbox = 1 month

300

This song mentions the word "bus"

Hits Different or the 1

400

Taylor Swift claimed that Joe Alwyn co-wrote these two songs off her album folklore

+200 for each guess (you won't be punished if you get only one song)

Betty & Exile

400

In this song about Joe Alwyn "fighting with a true love is like boxing with no gloves"

Afterglow

400

This song has connections to Daylight from her Lover album

The Alchemy

400

This instrument, seen in the Spotify Installation, is rumored to be in a song

Tambourine

400

The Tortured Poets Department got announced when Taylor Swift won this Grammy award, it was her ____ grammy

+200 for completing statement and +200 for identifying what I am referring to

Best Pop Vocal Album


13th

500

In this iconic moment Joe Alwyn does this dating don't in a restaurant

He takes the booth and makes Taylor sit in a chair

500

In this song Taylor Swift would

"die for you in secret" -referring to Joe Alwyn

Peace

500

Only one of these songs reaches the length of 4 minutes

1) Down Bad

2) Florida!!!

3) The Alchemy

Down Bad

500

In the TTPD Timetable posted to Taylor Swift's Tiktok

When she left the midnights room she left these behind indicating what the album wouldn't sound like

Glitter Gel Pens

500

The name for The Tortured Poets Department is rumored to have been derived from Joe Alwyns group chat called

The Tortured Mans Club

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