Cities That Sound Made Up
Animals That Look Judgmental
Guys That Look Like They Could Own A Boat
Ladies Who Would Absolutely Win in an Argument
Absolutely Nobody Asked
300

This Turkish city shares its name with a famous superhero

Batman 

300

"The neighbors cat told me what you did, and I expect an apology"

Cat

300

Unlike the rest of the category, this breakfast icon comes with both a boat related job title and a suspicious amount of authority

Captain Crunch

300

You walked into this Australian moms kitchen convinced you were right. Five minutes later you're apologizing and helping clean up 


Chilli Heeler 

300

In 2024, this beverage-flavored toothpaste answered a question literally nobody was asking. 

Dr. Pepper toothpaste

400

This Alaska community shares its name with a common farm animal

Chicken

400

"Where do you think you're going with that outfit on, missy" 

Horse

400

This Parks and Rec actor looks like he could spend the morning woodworking and the afternoon explaining knots to strangers at the marina


Nick Offerman

400

This enchanted household item has years of experience managing an entire castle's worth of drama and absolutely does not have time for your nonsense. 


Mrs. Potts

400

This fictional product from Parks and Recreation combines entertainment and disappointment in one tiny horse

Li'l Sebastian merchandise

500

This Arizona town is a single one word question

Why?

500

"The trash goes in the trash can, not the sidewalk. Got it?" 

Crow

500

This actor and food enthusiast seems like he'd casually invite you aboard a vessel named The Risotto 


Stanley Tucci

500

You came prepared with a strong argument. This television detective came prepared with evidence, witnesses and twenty-six seasons of experience


Olivia Benson 

500

This reality show asked, "What if people dated, but on television?"

The Bachelor

500

This Australian town sounds like a smoothie ingredient rather than a location

Banana

500

"Let me guess... you're gonna say I'm tall"

Giraffe

500

This Oscar-winning actor has the relaxed confidence of someone who definitely says "We'll take her out this weekend"


George Clooney

500

Arguing with this pop culture icon would somehow end up with her winning, releasing a hit song, and looking fabulous while doing it.


Cher 

500

This reboot answered the question, "what if we remade something that was already fine"

Literally any live-action Disney remake

600

This Colorado town sounds like the city council gave up halfway through the paperwork

No Name

600

"Again with the lettuce... seriously?"

Tortoise 

600

The Patron Saint of Boat Ownership 


Jimmy Buffett

600

You brought opinions. This physicist and chemist brought a pair of Nobel Prizes and actual data. 


Marie Curie 


600

This film franchise continues releasing sequels despite wrapping up emotionally three sequels ago. 

Fast & Furious 

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