This person worked at Fifty West Brewing Co as a "Utilities Specialist"
Who is it?
Corben Shoemaker
This person was a model for their local ice cream shop, Pineapple Whip 🍦
Who is it?
Debo!!!


This person ate 7 conies and then immediately ran 8 miles...
Who is it?
Mr. Shoemaker
This entrepreneur has launched a few small businesses… one of which was called “Snak Board,” specializing in fine charcuterie boards.
Who is it?
THE Kearstin Eklund
This person's family dressed up as the Incredibles for halloween and put a face mask on a baby to fully commit to the bit
Who is it?
Mr. JD Smith!

This person has eaten a dog treat
Who is it?
Brody Shrader
This person is the first person to ever willingly drink hot dog juice out of a bag for $50
Who is it?
Mr. Joey Keller

This person once dressed head-to-toe in his future mother-in-law’s clothes… all before he was even at "boyfriend" status in the family
Who is it?
Robbin

This person used to steal meals from the dining hall in college without a meal plan by confidently tapping his phone on the scanner and making the beep sound with his mouth.
Who is it?
Our Building Ops Manager
The first day driving with their license, this person went to the gas station, forgot to turn off his car AND failed to put his car in park...
Who is it?
THE Corben Shoemaker
Hidden talent: successfully peeing into a water bottle WHILE driving. Eyewitnesses have confirmed this feat a double-digit number of times, with an unknown number of additional solo performances on long road trips.
Who is it? đźš—
Mr. Shoemaker
This person pooped in the woods at Uptown’s Day of Solitude… and, in a bold no-turning-back decision, threw their underwear into the wilderness—where it remains at Base Camp to this day.
They didn't tell a single soul. No evidence claimed. Just one less pair of perfectly good underwear…
Who is it?
Mr. Jesse Cobbs
