This person absolutely LOVES soft pretzels (they are even in their instagram bio)
Who is it?
LAUREN GRANDSTAFF

This person tragically got lost on a mountain in Russia...
Who is it?
Sashaaaaa!!!

As a kid, this person discovered they were lactose intolerant at 30,000 feet… thanks to one innocent yogurt, zero warning signs, and absolutely no escape plan. Pants = Ruined
Who is it?
Young Mr. Rogers

This person was a model for their local ice cream shop, Pineapple Whip 🍦
Who is it?
Debo!!!


This person comes from nearly an entire family of Disney adults
Who is it?
Joey Keller

This person ate 7 conies and then immediately ran 8 miles...
Who is it?
Mr. Shoemaker
Hidden talent: This person can flip their belly button inside out
Who is it?
Yours truly 💁♀️

Before this person was about to get engaged, a black bear nearly sabotaged the proposal...
Who is it?
MRS. RACHEL OWENS

This person tried pimping out their Honda Civic...
Who is it?
Mr. Tylan Rogers
This person had a WWE move pulled on her by a family member, got knocked out cold, then their sibling put a blanket over them to pretend she was asleep so they wouldn't get in trouble #siblingabuse
Who is it?
Ms. Deborah Tadesse-Shrader

This person actively plays the french horn!!! 🎺
Who is it?
RACHEL OWENS
The first person to have ever believed that after they got their appendix out, their farts wouldn’t smell anymore…
Who is it?
Mr. Ty Rogers

This person worked at Fifty West Brewing Co as a "Utilities Specialist"
Who is it?
Corben Shoemaker
This person's family dressed up as the Incredibles for halloween and put a face mask on a baby to fully commit to the bit
Who is it?
Mr. JD Smith!

This entrepreneur has launched a few small businesses… one of which was called “Snak Board,” specializing in fine charcuterie boards.
Who is it?
THE Kearstin Eklund
This person can sing the alphabet backwards no problem 😎
Who is it?
The BRILLIANT Lauren Grandstaff
This person is the first person to ever willingly drink hot dog juice out of a bag for $50
Who is it?
Mr. Joey Keller

This person thought they were getting FREE car parts at an auto repair shop but in reality, the employee was NOT giving away free parts but explaining a wardrobe malfunction they were having...
Who is it?
Rachel Diaz Owens 🙌
This person once dressed head-to-toe in his future mother-in-law’s clothes… all before he was even at "boyfriend" status in the family
Who is it?
Robbin

This person has eaten a dog treat
Who is it?
Brody Shrader
Hidden Talent: This person can do an impeccable gremlin impression
Who is it?
The talented SASHA ARISTOV

The first day driving with their license, this person went to the gas station, forgot to turn off his car AND failed to put his car in park...
Who is it?
THE Corben Shoemaker
This person will intentionally sound bad when singing karaoke to avoid looking like a try hard...
Who is it?
Ms. Deborah Tadesse-Shrader

This person ate a piece of metal sawblade for $20...
Who is it?
Mr. Sasha Aristov

This person is oddly REALLY good at thumb wars
Who is it?
Rachel Diaz OWENS!!!
(someone challenge her)

For one time and one time only, this person serenaded their partner on stage with a love song
Who is it?
THE Brody Shrader

This person remade a Bachelor in Paradise introduction video with their partner and some friends on a beach vacation...
Who is it?
Brodie
This person used to steal meals from the dining hall in college without a meal plan by confidently tapping his phone on the scanner and making the beep sound with his mouth.
Who is it?
Our Building Ops Manager
Hidden talent: successfully peeing into a water bottle WHILE driving. Eyewitnesses have confirmed this feat a double-digit number of times, with an unknown number of additional solo performances on long road trips.
Who is it? 🚗
Mr. Shoemaker
This person pooped in the woods at Uptown’s Day of Solitude… and, in a bold no-turning-back decision, threw their underwear into the wilderness—where it remains at Base Camp to this day.
They didn't tell a single soul. No evidence claimed. Just one less pair of perfectly good underwear…
Who is it?
Mr. Jesse Cobbs
