It's a Gentile Thing
This type of song is banned from road trips, gotta keep the mood up after all!
Ballads
The nickname of a Knicks center known for fouling out and actually making his free throws
KAT
A word that can apply to both a roach and a needy vendor
A Pest
Dr. Gentile
This school bore a striking resemblance to a prison camp
Rowan University
The Gentile way of saying "keep your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the vehicle"
Do not stick any limb out of the car that you aren't willing to part with
This company specializes in making construction equipment, I think we used to have stock in it
CAT
A stylish way to keep your coworkers on their toes
Dress nice for the office every now and again
An incredibley detailed document mom makes for her students, of which she is justly proud
Syllabus
This school had great vibes but was simply too big
Univeristy of Tennessee
Leftover night, but make it a game show
Empty the Fridge Friday
You might get this medical scan if you've been in a car wreck and they need to check your bones and tissues
CAT scan
If you need, and I mean NEED a vendor's attention, who you gonna call?
A nickname given by mom's students (and me) for the dynamic duo of Dr. Tucker and Dr. Gentile
Jenna Squared
Well-respected silver medalist
Virginia Tech
A general rule of thumb for a baking project gone wrong
It's a confection
Just north of us, it is raining dogs and ____
Cats
An event that you never talk about after it happens
The company holiday party
Mom's self-appointed title after tripping over her own feet one too many times
World's clumsiest therapist
This school STILL emails me asking me to transfer. They really need to get over it
Stevens
What to do when a treat doesn't live up to the hype
If it's not good for you, and you're not enjoying it, stop eating it
After years and years and years of asking, Alexa finally got her...
Cat
A lesson on restraint despite having artillery (the insects will thank you)
Never kill a fly with a bazooka
As a general rule of thumb, mom tells her students to imagine saying this phrase after anything they do, just in case.
"your honor"
This school seemed great on paper, until they tried to pitch a 5-year bachelor's
Dartmouth