Who's That Chris?
What’s on Chris’s Plate?
Chris's Confectionery Cravings
Coping With Chris
Shoddy Chris
100
What actor does Chris somewhat resemble?
Russel Crow
100
What is Chris's favorite vegetable?
Artichoke
100
What is Chris's favorite candy? (Be specific)
Cherry Jolly Ranchers
100
What is Chris's favorite way to relax after a long week?
Watching Shoddy Movies
100
What is Chris's favorite Shoddy Movie?
The Room
200
Which actor did Chris resemble in his early 20s?
Steven Dorf
200
What is Chris's favorite type of beef?
Steak
200
What is Chris's favorite Ice Cream flavor?
Chocolate Chip Mint
200
Chris sometimes indulges in this hobby when he is tense or stressed.
Murder
200
Which family member, including pets, is Chris's favorite?
Himself
300
What actor does Chris least resemble?
John Travolta
300
What part of the chicken is Chris's favorite part?
Drumstick or Leg
300
What is Chris's favorite type of pie?
Coconut Cream Pie
300
When Chris can't sleep, he partakes in this productive activity in the kitchen.
Shouting obscenities from the kitchen window.
300
Why does Chris like being a teacher?
He enjoys feeling like the one of the smartest people in the room.
400
Which actor named Chris does Chris wish he resembled the most?
Chris Hemsworth
400
What is Chris's favorite cut of pork?
Pork Chop
400
What is Chris's favorite holiday treat?
Non-Alcoholic Egg Nog
400
When the neighbors annoy or upset Chris, he does this?
Spray wolf urine on their door knobs.
400
Who does Chris think the stinkiest member of the family is, including the pets. It's Maxie!
It's Maxie. She stinks.
500
Of the many actors Chris has been said to resemble in his life, list at least 3 from the list provided. (Listing the most gets you the win)
Val Kilmer, Jim Carrey, Gary Oldman, Stephen Dorf, Adam Goldberg, Brad Pitt, Heath Ledger, Giovanni Ribisi, and Jack Nicholson.
500
Chris were a meal, what meal would he be?
Steak, artichokes, and mashed potatoes.
500
What is Chris's favorite treat to bake?
Chocolate Chip Cookies
500
While he has never been convicted, Chris is wanted for committing these three crimes.
Mass hamster smuggling, disturbing the peace, and vehicular man slaughter.
500
What is Chris's biggest fear?
Evidence
