how do you keep a fashionable goat from charging
you cut up her credit cards
what is a reptiles fav film
The Lizard Of Oz
when's the best time to call your dentist
tooth-hurty
what is a goat's fav nursery song to sing
row row row your goat
what's a goats worst habit
butting in
how do people cook in the jungle
with a grilla!
why did the cow go to hollywood
to be in the mooovies
what's a goats fav book
billy goat
why are goats from France more musical than ones from America
they have French horns
what happened when the lion ate the clown
he felt funny
why can't leopards play hide-n-seek
cuz there always spotted
what do you call a goat that's always cleaning
a room-baaa
which artist do goats love the most
Vincent Van Goat
how do you raise a baby elephant
with a crane!
what kind of felines can bowl
Alley cats
what singer do goats always listen to
billy ray cyrus
which reality show did the goat do to find love
the Baaaa-chelor.
what do you call a camel with 3 humps
pregnant
why did the man bring his watch to the bank?
so he can save time
what is the best talent show
America's Goat Talent