Beatles Before and After
Famous London church whose album cover showed the lads in a zebra crossing
Westminster Abbey Road
This masked man is always at home in Dodger Stadium (6)
Umpire
"The best part of waking up is" this "in your cup"
Folgers
Gracie's traditional response to George Burns' order "Say good night, Gracie"
Good Night Gracie
In "A Day at the Races", while checking a pulse, he said, "Either he's dead or my watch has stopped"
Groucho Marx
This 1970 Beatles hit "leads to your door" with an angry outburst by the driver of a car
The Long and Winding Road Rage
Stuffed animal attacked by bats at a party (6)
Piñata
"Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like" this
Sara-Lee
In "Airplane" Leslie Nielsen gives this response when told "Surely you can't be serious"
Don't call me Shirley
W.C. Fields said, "It's a funny old world--a man's lucky if he gets out of it" this way
Alive
"Unalienable rights" include "life, liberty" & the "White Album"'s ode to firearms
The Pursuit of Happiness is a Wram Gun
Forwarding address for a sled dog (4)
Mush
"I Can't Believe I Ate the Whole Thing"
Alka-Seltzer
It explains why music played backwards is coming from Beethoven's grave
He's decomposing
This director: "There are worse things" than death; "ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
Woody Allen
1964 No. 2 hit that says, "Do you promise not to tell" that I'm a spy
Do You Want to Know a Secret Agent
A touching scene at airport security (7)
Patdown
"When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight"
Fed-Ex
It completes the exchange: "My dog has no nose." "Then how does he smell?"
Awful
This good sport said, "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours"
Yogi Berra
Take this sad song, a 1968 No. 1, & Thomas Hardy's last novel & make it better
Hey Jude the Obscure
More work from 1516 (6) U _ _ _ _ A
Utopia
"It's not nice to fool Mother Nature"
Chiffon Margarine
When Rodney Dangerfield told his doctor he wanted a second opinion, the doc said this
You're ugly too
This Brit comic cross-dresser: "Guns don't kill people, people do... but monkeys do too, if they've got a gun"
Eddie Izzard